Thomas Jefferson once said, “The freedom and happiness of man are the sole objects of all legitimate government.”
I recently saw a woman wearing a T-shirt with the words “OK, But First Coffee”. It made me wonder what came next after the coffee.
At the end of the day, both rich and poor are too tired for sex, thus proving that inequality doesn’t matter.
In the words of Nathan Heller in The New Yorker, “Many drivers regard autonomous cars as a pervert technology, like sex robots or Nespresso machines.”
According to Brandy Jensen, everything should take 20 minutes, except sex. The comic was inspired by this article.
In response to the #MeToo movement, some people have suggested that if you get into bed naked with someone you should expect to have sex.
Oh to be a Guru! Such a wonderful life!